Somebody Help

Here we go! Let's get this started! Ok let's clap haha they love it. I love clapping.

this song is ironic and fun i think

Only this one lady is dancing

bitch stop dancing you're making this worse

I'll try clapping again

Ok

shit.

think think think

umm

ok this song isnt working

back to the laptop and pretend im thinking of the next one

fuck they're all so silent and still

it's like theyre dead....

it's like I'm dead.

it's like time has stopped

i feel like im going to be stuck here forever

is this purgatory..?

look at their faces

I am in hell.

I want to piss so badly

i just want to go home and-

ok the songs changing, yes, this bit is sick, they're going to love it, ha!

ha! ok here we go

i love this job because i get to clap

fuck im sweating

i think this bit is actually going quite badly

i think maybe things are worse than before

how did i get here?

jesus christ.

ok just

..keep it together

keep dancing a bit

that annoying bitch has stopped dancing

i kind of wish she would dance again

nobody else is doing anything

it's hot in here.

ok some air horns

ha! love air horns

that was a great moment

new song now

ok im really into the music

dont worry about the people

just feel the music

another air horn

ha! i love air horns

im gonna do more in a min right before the sex on fire bit

people are leaving

shit

ok here we go

lets do it

ok the air horns haha

more of these

theyre gonna love it

here comes the drop!

Woaaahh haha!

Sex is on fire?? at a retirement home!

haha that's classic

love it

they werent expecting that lol

ah fuck shes dancing again

somebody stop her

everybody here is so old

nobody can stop her

nobody can stop me

i wish somebody would stop me

i want this to end

why did i do this

why is my life like this

why am i a dj?

what